Mikyla's Fredrick's of Hollywood Pics

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In your admiration of Mikyla, have you ever stopped to ask yourself, why do I like her so? Sigmund Freud would theorize that in your infancy you were either over or under indulged in breast-feeding or some other oral activity. This over or under indulgence has brought about, in your current state, an oral fixation. It would manifest itself in a number of ways including eating, biting, smoking, and being talkative. Another possibility is how you resolved, what he called, the Phallic stage and how you came to terms with your Oedipal conflict. According to his theory, in your youth, you developed a desire for the opposite sex parent, and sought to get your father out of the picture in order to monopolize your mother's time. However, due to your father's proportions as opposed to yours at the time, you feared he might lop your penis off, so you sought to do the next best thing: find someone like Mom. In order to accomplish this, you identified and mimicked your father. Otherwise, you did not resolve this conflict, grew up resenting your father, and generalized that resentment to authority figures. Therefore, according to the psychosexual theory, you like Mikyla because you received too little or too much oral satisfaction, or you like your Mom.

Phrenology - A pseudoscience. I've personally never seen a psyc professor's office without a phrenology sculpture and thought it fitting here.

Then again, Freud experimented on rich, disturbed, aristocratic, Viennese women, and thought cocaine was a wonder drug, so maybe you like her cause she's just incredibly beautiful.